Conservative Pulse

Gary Condit just can’t kill this girl no matter how hard he tries.  A Washington Post investigation has uncovered good evidence that an illegal from Ecuador named Ingmar Guandique may have taken $25,000 from Condit to viciously stab Levy to death on a Maryland jogging trail.

The informant said Guandique told him he took drugs and drank alcohol to steel himself for the attack. He went to the location Condit gave him and saw Chandra running on a path. Guandique hid in the bushes. When Chandra circled back, he jumped out and attacked her, stabbing her in the neck and the stomach. She fell to the ground, and Guandique carried her body far into the woods. He dug a hole with his hands and covered Chandra with dirt, leaves and sticks. He left the knife in her body and later considered retrieving it but never did. He sent the $25,000 to his family in El Salvador.

Whoever the murderer is, they still haven’t gotten pegged for the homicide and that person could still be out running around.  Condit would have to be awfully ballsy to do it himself and so it makes sense he would hire a hitman.  Maybe Guandi did it and maybe he didn’t, but the police would be even bigger fools than they already are to not follow this up.  All this has been withheld for years by Detective Joe Green, who sounds like a real Sherlock Holmes.  Yeah, 9/11 shocked us all, but how come he never thought, “Gee, wonder whatever happened with that guy who said he killed Chandra Levy?  Yeah, I should eat another donut.”  A real winner to be sure.

By the by…this is just another example of the simmering crime wave from these people who should’t be here at all.  They’re not just stealing American jobs, but also American hits.  One of our own drug-addicted felons could have been hired to do this, but instead the deal went to a guy whose name sounds like a new breed of pineapple.  If this guy and his friends weren’t here, drifts like Condit might have a harder time finding someone to do their dirty work.