Conservative Pulse

Robert Novak runs over a pedestrian

Hey Robert, watch where you’re going ! "I didn’t know I hit him," Novak told reporters from Politico and WJLA on the scene. "He’s not dead, that’s the main thing." Novak said he was a block away from 18th and K St. NW, where the accident happened, when a bicyclist stopped him and said, "You hit [...]

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McCain, Obama have Presidential Comic Con

Uhhhh…WTF? Well, it’s pretty self explanatory . Comic books are filled with stories about protagonists overcoming seemingly impossible odds as they fight for truth, justice and the American way. Where better to chronicle the stories of Senators John McCain and Barack Obama and their bids for the White House? “There have been comic book biographies before, that’s not [...]

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Praying on Foggy Bottom

The State Department is betting on an Obama win in November. What?  How?  Prepping for an Iraq pullout?  Moving to equip all foreign attaches with environmental compliance forms?  Letting foreign governments know that it’s "OK" to be…you know…gay ? None of that yet, but they’re already printing the "Mosques of America 2009 Wall Calendar." Yep.  Our [...]

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McCain, you are a backstabber

John McCain’s campaign has changed the locks and told Phil Graham to stay out.  What a great way to turn on a loyal adviser and strong lieutenant.  Until his comment about the crybabies that are right now scaring investors and ushering in a psychological recession, Graham was a hero inside the campaign. Ever the big believer [...]

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McCain, don’t shoot the messenger!

I’m hearing a lot of talking heads saying the economy is going down the toilet.  The dollar is low, gas is high, things are bad, the Apocalypse is coming.  Oh, it’s so bad.  Oh shit, we’re headed for 40 years of chaos, what will we do?  Whine, probably.  Whine all the way down… But now it [...]

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STOP EVERYTHING!!! Tuesday is approaching!

Everything seems to be grinding to a halt for the sake of Super “Duper” Tuesday…a Tuesday everyone will remember…one for the record books! This Tuesday, 24 states and American Samoa (whatever that is) will vote on which two out of four incredibly pushy, sickeningly energetic people to accept to then yell at each other [...]

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The Next Test of Ron Paul’s Fundraising Base

The grassroots armies of Congressman Ron Paul have set Martin Luther King Day, on January 21st, as the date for their next “money bomb” mass donation. The last major effort helped the campaign raise over $18 million during the Fourth Quarter of 2007, placing the longshot libertarian in the same ranks as front-running candidates like [...]

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Snow in Baghdad - What About Global Warming?

The BBC is reporting that snow is falling in the city of Baghdad for the very first time in living memory.  In fact, all across the Middle East temperatures have plunged to record lows.  Kuwaiti meteorologists are excitedly waiting to see if the previous low recorded in the open desert, minus four degrees Celsius in 1964, might be [...]

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